Thursday, 23 February 2017

INDIAN STATISTICAL INSTITUTE ENTRANCE EXAM SCHOLARSHIP 2017-18

ELIGIBILITY

To apply for this program applicant must be completed any one course given below:
  • The applicant must be class 12 pass with Maths and English subject. 
  • A three-year Graduate in Maths, Eco, Physics, Statistics or BE/BTech.
  • Post graduation in Statistical.
  • BStat degree holder.
  • Post graduate in Maths, Stat, Physics, Electronic Science, Computer Science, Computer Applications, IT. 

  1. IMPORTANT DETAILS
  • Purpose/Awards                   Important Dates
  • Rs 28000 pm                          Online Deadline: Mar 10, 2017
                                                           Contact Details 
Indian Statistical Institute, 7 S.J.S. Sansanwal Marg, New Delhi 110016, India, Phone: 01141493900, 41493980, 41493901, 41493942, 41493968, Fax: 01141493981


HOW TO APPLY

The application can be done online only with the following steps:
Step 1: Go to the website.
Step 2: Please select your category at first from these options: Bachelors, MTech in Computer Science, MTech in QROR, Masters, PG Diploma, Research.
Step 3: Now write your email id, phone number, name, password.

Step 4: Now click on Register

Saturday, 18 February 2017

SCERT Edumate Question Bank 2017



State Council of Education Research and Training, Kerala (SCERT) has Published a question bank of various subjects EDUMATE-2017 for Second year Higher secondary students.
Questions and answers of each chapter is given in this book. No doubt, this will be of tremendous help to those who are on strenuous preparation of the impending exams. 

SCERT EDUMATE-2017 can be downloaded from the following links in PDF format.

Malayalam Hindi
Computer Applications - Commerce Economics
Sociology History
Botony Zoology

Friday, 17 February 2017

National Eligibility cum Entrance Test-NEET

NEET(UG) - 2017

  1. Online applications have been invited for National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (UG) 2017.
  2. The NEET examination will be conducted on Sunday, the 7 th May, 2017.
  3. Candidates can apply online on the website of the Commissioner for Entrance Examinations from 31st January 2017 to 1st March 2017.
  4. The admissions to Medical, Ayush, agriculture, veterinary, fisheries and forestry courses would be made from the National Eligibility-cum-Entrance Test(NEET) rank list from the academic year 2017-18 onwards.
  5.  The students who wish to get admission for these courses in Kerala shall have to participate in NEET and obtain minimum eligibility marks as prescribed, for getting admissions to MBBS/BDS courses.
  6.  The students who are included in the rank list of NEET for the state of Kerala will only be considered for the allotment of seats in Medical, Ayush, agriculture, veterinary, fisheries and forestry courses.
  7. Success in NEET depends on the scoring rate in biology questions. Of the 180 questions, there will be 90 questions from biology and 45 questions each from physics and chemistry and the total marks will be 720.  

SubjectQuestionsMarks
Botany45180
Zoology45180
Physics45180
Chemistry45180
Total180720


NEET 2017 Online Portal click here

IMPORTANT INFORMATION AT A GLANCE
1.  Date of Examination, NEET - 2017
07/05/2017 (Sunday)
2.  Fee Details
SCHEDULE
Submission of on-line application forms
For Fee Through online Modes
31.01.2017 (Tuesday) to 01.03.2017 (Wednesday)
SCHEDULE FOR CORRECTION
On-line correction of data in application form
The date will be intimated on website
Tentative date for uploading of Admit Cards on website*
15.04.2017 (Saturday)
Date of Examination, NEET(UG), 2017
07.05.2017 (Sunday)
Display of OMR Sheet*
The date will be intimated on website
Display of Answer Key*
The date will be intimated on website
Declaration of Result*
08th June, 2017(Thursday)
*For exact date, candidate may remain in touch with website.
FEE DETAILS
FOR UR/OBC
Rs.1400/- (INR)
FOR SC/ST/PH
Rs.750/-  (INR)

  4.Time Schedule National Eligibility Cum Entrance Test NEET, 2017
(a)Entry in the Examination Hall7:30 AM 
(b)Checking of Admit Cards by the invigilator7.30 AM to 9.45 AM
(c)Distribution of Test Booklet9.45 AM
(d)Seal of the Test Booklet to be broken/
opened to take out the Answer Sheet
9.55 AM
(e)Latest Entry in the Examination Hall09.30 AM
(f)Test Commences10.00 AM
(g)Test Concludes01.00 PM
 5.Declaration of Results By 8th June, 2017 (Thursday)
 6.Material to be brought on the day of examinationAdmit Card, Passport size Photograph and Post Card Size Photograph affixed on proforma.
 7.Rough WorkAll rough work is to be done in the Test Booklet only. The candidate will not do any rough work or put stray mark on the machine gradable Answer Sheet.
 8.Use of Blue/Black Ball Point Pen onlyPen will be provided at the centre for writing of particulars on the Test Booklet and responses on the Answer Sheet

Kerala Entrance Examinations KEAM 2017

Applications are invited for the Entrance Examinations for admission to Professional Degree Courses in the State for the year 2017-18. Candidates can apply online on the website of the Commissioner for Entrance Examinations from 1st February 2017 to 27th February 2017.


Kerala Engineering Entrance Examination will be conducted on 24th and 25th of April 2017. The State will conduct Entrance Examination for admission to Engineering Courses only.They will not conduct any Entrance Examination for admission to B.Arch. course and Medical & Allied courses. 

However, candidates seeking admission to B.Arch. course should compulsorily appear and qualify the National Aptitude Test in Architecture (NATA) conducted by the Council of Architecture (COA) on or before 10.06.2017. Candidates seeking admission to any of the Medical & Allied courses should compulsorily appear and qualify the National Eligibility-cum-Entrance Test-Under Graduate (NEET-UG) 2017 conducted by the Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE). Click the below link for Kerala Entrance Examinations KEAM 2017-18 Notification, Previous question papers of Kerala entrance examinations [KEAM] , Prospectus and Help files.

Tuesday, 24 January 2017

ASAP Summer Skill Skool

Additional Skill Acquisition Programme(ASAP) a project by Higher education and General education departments offers the students a chance to spend the summer days in a constructive way through "Summer Skill Skool" programmme. ASAP offer skill courses for students,who need an immediate job along with first rate training through professionals, together with practical training. Only Higher Secondary/Technical/Vocational/College final year students studying in Government/Aided institution can apply. The student should fill in the online application form before 05-02-2017. The student has to report at the Skill Development Centre at 9.30am on February 11th,2017 and should bring :

1. Print out of online application form
2. Aadhar card/copy
3. copy of SSLC certificate
4. 2 passport size photograph
5. Ration card copy
6. The student’s college /school ID card.

Students without necessary documents will be excluded from selection process. The admission will be from 10 AM on 11-02-2017. Admission and will be based on first come first serve basis. 

Higher Secondary Model Examination 2017

Model Examination for Kerala Higher Secondary Plus Two class 2016-17 is scheduled to be conducted from 06.02.17 to 13.02.17 and Plus one class 2016-17 is scheduled to be conducted from 20.02.2016 to 28.02.2016. Here is a collection of Previous question papers, Exam Notification and Time table of Kerala Higher Secondary Model Examinations 2017 which will be highly useful to the students who prepare for the Higher Secondary Examinations 2017.

General Education Protection Mission

General Education Protection Mission (Pothuvidyabhyasa Samrakshana Yajnam) project aims to make Kerala a fully digitalised state in education sector. The state government would facilitate necessary physical, academic and digital contents which are required for implementing this programme. This programme would be closely monitored and evaluated by the Panchayat-Constituency-District-State level mission teams. Click the below link for downloading General Education Protection Mission (Pothuvidyabhyasa Samrakshana Yajnam) Approach paper, Circular, Guidelines and pledge.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

DIFFERENCE ? ? ?

Whats the difference between mother's & girl friends Tears? ?  ? 
               Mothers tears effect our heart and
           Girlfriends our pocket  ... 


Sunday, 11 March 2012

THE DIARY OF A BABY GIRL

15th June - I get attached with mom
17 th June am a tissue now
30 - mom said to dad ur going to be a father
Mom and Dad are very happy 
15th July- my food is what my mom eats
15 th Aug - I can feel my heart beat
14 sept. ive little hands legs a head and a stomach now
13 octo. today ive an ultra scan 
Wow am a girl......
14 oct- i was dead
my mom and dad killed me
WHY...
IS IT JUST BCOZ AM A GIRL  ? ? ?

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Silence


Silence is golden
It is the language of the
enterprising and the bold
Silence is the figure of speech
Which no teacher can teach
Silence is the virtue of the wise
Who remain in the background like skies?
Silence is the time when our brains are active
And when our tongues are not sensitive
Silence is fine, for it is divine.

Monday, 24 October 2011

A soldier loves his mother





I was born in a green lapse
When I grew up and up
My mind was always with her
Years ago, I saw my mother weeping
I hear her cry “O my son”
My mother is my Earth and she is great
My soul follows and flows with her
I worked with my full strength 
To protect my mother in her troubles
I was like a Pelican of the Wilderness
I was like an owl of the desert
I sacrificed my life to her
Years may pass, I may die
But my loving Motherland remains still
                                              Shancy K Shaji, X1 J1

Rain

Your Mother may say
Don’t play in rain
You will catch a cold
But we will play
Because “we are boys”
Your father may say
Don’t play in rain
You’ll break a bone
But we will play
Because “we are boys”
We will play with rain
We will catch a cold
We will break a bone
We will get dirty
Because “rain is a girl”
                                                       Shilpa Saju, 1X A

FUN TIME


Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the
philosopher can do without the trash bin...

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Facts of life


The most selfish one letter word
“I” – avoid it
The most satisfying two letter word
“We” – Use it
The widest three letter word
“Cry” – Forget it
The most used four letter word
“Love” – value it
The most pleasing Five letter word
“Smile” – keep it
The fastest spreading six letter word
“Rumour” – Ignore it
The hardest working seven letter word
“Success” Achieve it
The most enviable eight letter word
“Jealously” – Distance Yourself from it
The most powerful nine letter word
“Knowledge” – Acquire it
The most essential ten letter word
“Confidence” – Trust it
                                   PRANAVU K.S. J2

Sunday, 23 October 2011

For My friend





Lead me to your soul
Through the magic way of life
To make a miracle.
The miracle of love
In that journey we can
Find the trust relationship
The deepness of love
Then I can find the
Divine light in your smile
Each throbbing invigorate
Me to the height of glory
Lead me
Lead me to your soul
Kindle  the divine light in
My life by your love

Athira Prabhakaran, S4


Nature


Oh, nature you are the art of beauty
The pure waters running by,
The valleys with full of green
The wind that blows
And make the flowers to cheer
The birds that make sweet melodies
Thank the creator for giving such a beauty
And thanking him for being with the nature
Oh, nature you are so beautiful
With full of wonders,
The plants, the trees, the animals around
You watch them throughout the night
You wake them up with a morning so bright
To the nature what to say
About the wonders which I saw!

Vishnupriya P Venu XI J1

FAILURES ADD GLORY TO SUCCESS


Failures are more important than we imagine. Failures have the power to bring out the hidden strength in man. It is just like  bringing out the pure metal from the ore. The challenges make us try our very best and it will bring out wonderful results for man.
Many of us consider failure as part of ‘bad luck’ and success as ‘good luck’. This is absolutely wrong because success or failure have nothing to do with luck. Success is a result of planning, patience and perseverance.

A MARRIAGE INVITATION


FROM                                                                TO
          Trigonometry                                                       Mr. Algebra
         Mathematics dept                                                  Mathematical family
         Circular road                                                          Rectangular road 315
          Parabola P.O                                                          Parallel P.O
          Square line                                                             Orthocenter





Dear Mr. Algebra,

I wish to invite you to the marriage of my son “zero” with my neighbour’s daughter    “Miss Infinity”I consulted Mr. Calculus about this and he has come out with the happy news that they would lead a happy and prosperous life if they are married.My son zero is very popular among students because he has scored zero for many subjects. Please inform your relatives, Mr. Theorem & Mr. Area about the marriage. Convey my regards to your wife Mrs. Mean & your children Sin, Cos &  Tan. 


Mathematically

                                                                                                                               Yours

  Trigonometry


Bency Babu, S2