DIFFERENCE ? ? ?

Whats the difference between mother's & girl friends Tears? ?  ? 
               Mothers tears effect our heart and
           Girlfriends our pocket  ... 

FUN TIME

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the
philosopher can do without the trash bin...

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Facts of life

The most selfish one letter word
“I” – avoid it
The most satisfying two letter word
“We” – Use it
The widest three letter word
“Cry” – Forget it
The most used four letter word
“Love” – value it
The most pleasing Five letter word
“Smile” – keep it
The fastest spreading six letter word
“Rumour” – Ignore it
The hardest working seven letter word
“Success” Achieve it
The most enviable eight letter word
“Jealously” – Distance Yourself from it
The most powerful nine letter word
“Knowledge” – Acquire it
The most essential ten letter word
“Confidence” – Trust it

                                   PRANAVU K.S. J2